Phillip Adams' column in The Australian had been required reading in my childhood home in Sydney. My parents would read it aloud or pass it hand to hand. In many ways, they were like Phillip ...
This is an open letter to the Honourable Yasmin Catley, NSW Minister for Police and Counter-Terrorism and Minister for the Hunter.
It must have been tricky to pen an inspiring anthem when the only words that rhyme with Australia are regalia, genitalia and failure. But who the hell is this Gert who lives by sea?