I know it’s been 27 minutes since I last wrote, but I must take umbrage with your latest business decision, and NO, I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!! PANT!

Justin Bieber is picking up the Punk'd baton Ashton Kutcher dropped three years ago, signing on to host the popular MTV prank show, according to a report. Kutcher Punk'd his last celeb in 2007, and ...