I get a lot of my ideas for articles while I’m sitting on toilets. This probably comes as no surprise to anyone who reads them – my column’s topics are normally not much more valuable than the waste ...

In what must be the biggest act of hyperbolic writing ever perpetrated by a British man, Mike from T3 writes “Talking TP has to be ultimate toilet humour gadget.” No, Mike, I’m sorry. I’m sure in old ...