Rolling Stone's 2010 cover story on why John Mayer, ... else to do it, eyeballs some girls at a nearby table, says nothing ... So, it’s not really about poop at all.” This is pure Mayer ...

John Mayer decided to tackle big life questions via Twitter Sunday, ... “When I send a poop joke out on Twitter, every single time, people write back, ‘LOL, that’s why I love you.