Boston Legal, Season 1, Episode 14, titled “Til We Meat Again”. In this episode, Alan Shore (James Spader) is actually arrested and taken to court for “Conspiracy to Commit Battery” because of the events in that video—hiring people in a bar to assault a man who insulted him. The scene is legendary because it showcases Alan’s philosophy: he doesn’t use physical force; he uses his resources and intellect to “outsource” the conflict. The most “Alan Shore” moment in history. ⚖️🔥 When Alan Shore say